I really have to apologize for all the crudeness you have had to endure over the past few days here at this hot sandwich. I do not have a good excuse, except to say that I am immature. Sorry.

Now, on with current matters. I have still not had any luck in my pursuit of screenwriting riches, so it is time to post another hot idea for a hot new film that will generate hot excitement at the hot box office. If you are a movie producer, please make a film of this idea and then send me money when it is a bang-up success. Here is the idea:

Three generations of women ninjas overcome a dark family secret through laughter, tears, and home cooking.

There's this grandmother ninja named Eunice. She gets really old and comes to live with her daughter Flo, who is a ninja. Then a few days later Flo's 22-year-old daugher Brittiney moves back home after a big fight with her roommate. Brittiney is a ninja too.

They decide to make dinner together but they argue about what the main course should be and next thing you know they've got the swords and the throwing stars out and you just know there's going to totally be bloodshed.

Then Eunice remembers that her father used to be mean. Everybody cries.

I'm thinking maybe Flo should throw a vase and break it but I don't want it to get too hammy.

Posted by Bret at March 14, 2003 04:20 PM