Hold your breath
After a long, long wait without any TQC™ from this hot sandwich, you are due for a treat. Unfortunately, your wait is not over yet. Maybe it will be later today.
What sort of treat are you in for? This sort:
1. The aerosol cheese question, resolved at last.
2. An ethical dilemma re: Christian Potenza.
3. Donuts!
4. Doughnuts!
5. More brushes with celebrity.
6. Swampy gas-station restrooms.
7. That is enough treats.