This is a lot of talking about television, I know. But even if you are a TV-hating Super Snob 3000 DX™, I am confident you will be grateful for the following information.

Do you know this guy?

Of course you do. He is the guy who goes on the subway and eats corn chips and gets distracted and forgets where he is and thinks he is at a party and suggests loudly that everyone get naked.

He is also the guy whose voice is hoarse and whose cries of "fore" are ineffective, until he eats a lozenge.

He is the guy who makes us all happy every time he appears on our televisions. He could read Mr. Dressup's obituary and make it a total gut-buster.

I just talked to his agent because I wanted to know what his name was.

"Christian Potenza," the agent said.

"Ah," I said. Then I asked for his phone number but she wouldn't give it to me. If I want to interview him she might let me, though, if I send her an email outlining who I am and what I want the interview for. So now I'm shy and not sure what to do.

But. Supposing I were going to follow through.

What should I ask Christian Potenza?

Posted by Bret at February 25, 2003 12:59 PM