February 07, 2003
A late spoiled ballot
re: Cool Whip

If it's consumed after the act of passion, straight out of the tub, then it's foodstuff. If, however, it is consumed during the act of passion, enjoyed as a delicate enhancement to the natural flavour of your partner, then it's a condiment. I don't think there's any other use for edible oil products, do you?

Verdict: Foodstuff still wins.

Posted by Bret at February 7, 2003 04:06 PM


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I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

Posted by Lee Little Wing at January 26, 2004 08:07 PM



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