August 06, 2003
Curious about caperberries

We all know what capers are. They are those teeny little pickled flower-bud things that come in small jars. Add just a few of them to your smoked-salmon-and-cream-cheese bagel, and suddenly you've got a fistful of flavour. Capers are great.

But.

Alongside the capers at the foodmart live other, scarier preserves. Most notably, other preserves called "caperberries." These look and sound much like the aforementioned yumnuggets, only they are larger. Terrifyingly so.

So here are my questions.

  1. Caperberries: foodstuffs or condiments?
  2. Aerosol cheese! Whee!
  3. That was not a question.
  4. So?
  5. Up yours, assface.
Posted by Bret at August 6, 2003 03:37 PM


Comments from you, the internet public:

I thought caperberries were the little pieces of lint that get stuck in one's butt crack. Who knew?

Posted by Spoothe at August 6, 2003 11:55 PM

No, no. The small pieces of excrement adhering hairs near the fundament are called Dilberries.

Posted by Bumnugget at August 7, 2003 03:48 PM

Then what are dingleberries?

Posted by Spoothe at August 7, 2003 08:53 PM

bumnugget......hee hee hee

Posted by goop at August 20, 2004 02:21 AM



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