Curious about caperberries
We all know what capers are. They are those teeny little pickled flower-bud things that come in small jars. Add just a few of them to your smoked-salmon-and-cream-cheese bagel, and suddenly you've got a fistful of flavour. Capers are great.
But.
Alongside the capers at the foodmart live other, scarier preserves. Most notably, other preserves called "caperberries." These look and sound much like the aforementioned yumnuggets, only they are larger. Terrifyingly so.
So here are my questions.
- Caperberries: foodstuffs or condiments?
- Aerosol cheese! Whee!
- That was not a question.
- So?
- Up yours, assface.
Comments from you, the internet public:
No, no. The small pieces of excrement adhering hairs near the fundament are called Dilberries.
Posted by Bumnugget at August 7, 2003 03:48 PMPost a comment of your own:

I thought caperberries were the little pieces of lint that get stuck in one's butt crack. Who knew?
Posted by Spoothe at August 6, 2003 11:55 PM