Are you the sort of person who watches The Bachelor on TV?
No?
That is unfortunate. For the current season of The Bachelor is the best yet. This time round, the male lead is played by a man named Bob. Or, as Mark Daley calls him, FunBob.
FunBob was on The Bachelorette. He was the dumpy one who cracked jokes all the time. This did not win him Trista's affections, but it did win him the affections of America. So now he:
- gets a TV show all to himself, and also he;
- gets a harem full of inarticulate hotties who totally want to rub up against him until they (and FunBob) feel all tingly.
- except for the one who is saving herself for marriage.
- but FunBob kicked her out of his Bachelor Pad during the first episode, so she is kind of a non-issue now.
Apparently Funbob sings lead in a band called "Fat Amy."
Fat Amy is mediocre and will not make FunBob famous. So as an alternate path to fame, FunBob is instead going to have sexual intercourse with multiple partners on television.
That will probably work for a while, but remember that Richard Kline tried that for a while too and now where is he?
Posted by Bret at September 26, 2003 09:33 PM
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Am I to understand that a few televised rogerings is a path to fame? Why was I not informed?
Posted by gorsht at October 2, 2003 02:34 PM