Do you see this picture?
It is a super great picture.
It is a picture of Crown Prince Abdullah, who is in charge of the Wahhabis, and George W. Bush, who is in charge of Jesusland.
Q: Do you know what they do in Jesusland if they find out you are a man who likes to touch other men?
Correct: They gather around you in a circle and tell you they love you and that your brokenness can be healed, and then you tell them you are not broken, really you are not, and they tell you you are so, and you tell them you are not, and they say are so, and you say am not, and then they give you a book by Dr. James Dobson, who is a real Ph.D. Psychologist and he says you are so broken, so Q.E.D. and shut up you are so.
Q: Do you know what the Wahhabis do if they find out you are a man who likes to touch other men?
Correct: They take you to a public square and cut off your head with a sword.
So why, then, are George W. Bush and Crown Prince Abdullah walking around in public with their hands entangled in feverish man embrace?
Easy: Because they like wieners in their bums. Do as they say not as they do, etc.
That is probably enough rage and fury for now. Please come back soon, when there will be something pleasant about soup for you to read.
Posted by Bret at April 29, 2005 04:33 PM
Comments from you, the internet public:
I wonder about those Wahhabis...are they like the Scots? i.e. is the Crown Prince totally naked under there? I bet George could tell me that, but then I'd probably have to bend over a log and G.W. would tell me to "Squeal like a pig, Stovetop" (Stovetop is my nickname...pretty romantic eh?).
Posted by Stefan at August 3, 2005 10:26 PMPost a comment of your own:
While I agree it is man-tastic with the two pictured in a loving embrace I think it would be even more man-tastic if there was a picture of Dubya with pro wrestling icon Abdullah the Butcher.
http://www.garywill.com/wrestling/canada/abdullah.htm
Posted by Lurleen Lumpkin at May 2, 2005 09:26 PM